Rosie Frowns

My sister send me a pic saying "I rearranged the you room." With this first pic. But upon further investigation I zoomed in on Rosie and haven't stopped laughing all day long.

Disordered Eating

I'm binge eating instead of writing my paper.
PB & J Toasts tho. YUM.

A took a nap. Laid on the floor listening to Lana Del Rey (I felt like a girl in a 70s movie doing that with like the Beatles or whatever, like Zooey Desasdflel in Almost Famous) and now I'm making toast after toast after toast.

152 Insights Into My Soul

He wrote this for me:

A knowledge of truth is of little value unless we apply it in making correct decisions. Consider for a moment a man, heavily overweight, approaching a bakery display. In his mind are these thoughts: The doctor told you not to eat any more of that. It’s not good for you. It just gives you momentary gratification of appetite. You’ll feel uncomfortable the rest of the day after it. You’ve decided not to have any more. But then he hears himself say, “I’ll have two of those almond twists and a couple of those chocolate doughnuts. One more time won’t hurt. I’ll do it just once more, and this will be the last time.”


https://www.lds.org/general-conference/2007/10/truth-the-foundation-of-correct-decisions?lang=eng

Hair Hairspray

While I am definitely not morally opposed to hair dying it's not my cup of tea. Mostly because spending money on anything I can neither eat nor wear gives me an ulcer.
But last year I did the ombré thing, and man, it's had a good run. But I'm over it now. I want my virgin who can't drive hair back. But I cannot simply cut the blonde off. (I love that the last sentence could have been "I simply cannot cut the blonde off" and it would also express my feelings quite perfectly.)

I just hate the idea of dying my hair brown but I'm at a loss. I can't bring myself to do that. I'd rather spend all that money on Butterrum Lifesavers.

Doctor

I jokingly said "I need to marry a doctor."

Just the day before my mom had been telling us that about a lady in her stake whose son is in medical school and just got divorced because his wife cheated on him.

So in response to my little joke my mom says "you could date that kid."

I start with "But he's a divorcee." (Mostly just because I like to use that word) and my sister let's me know:
"it's not like you can be that picky anymore."

So there it is folks: I'm at the age where I can no longer have an opinion about who I do not want to date.

#othercouch

I like a boy alot.
He calls me to hang out.
We watch Suits because it is his favorite show.
He sits on the other couch.

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