Doctor

I jokingly said "I need to marry a doctor."

Just the day before my mom had been telling us that about a lady in her stake whose son is in medical school and just got divorced because his wife cheated on him.

So in response to my little joke my mom says "you could date that kid."

I start with "But he's a divorcee." (Mostly just because I like to use that word) and my sister let's me know:
"it's not like you can be that picky anymore."

So there it is folks: I'm at the age where I can no longer have an opinion about who I do not want to date.