Unimaginiative

I have no original thoughts. 

LISTS

I frequently exclaim about how I'm morally opposed to things. People think I'm just being funny but I truly am morally opposed to really quite arbitrary things:

Red Box

Zumba

Dwarves

Other people named Aubrey

Leaving Tips at places besides restaurants

Drinks with calories

K-Swiss

Regular Hershey's Kisses

Steve Nash

Lactose Intolerance

Chris Cornell
Zupas

Selling Plasma
People above age 12 saying "Let's play"

PJ Pants in public

My Imaginary Husbands:

Daniel-Day Lewis

Prince Harry

Brandon Flowers

Rivers Cuomo

Captain Von Trapp

Rufus Wainwright
Edward Norton