Hair Hairspray

While I am definitely not morally opposed to hair dying it's not my cup of tea. Mostly because spending money on anything I can neither eat nor wear gives me an ulcer.
But last year I did the ombré thing, and man, it's had a good run. But I'm over it now. I want my virgin who can't drive hair back. But I cannot simply cut the blonde off. (I love that the last sentence could have been "I simply cannot cut the blonde off" and it would also express my feelings quite perfectly.)

I just hate the idea of dying my hair brown but I'm at a loss. I can't bring myself to do that. I'd rather spend all that money on Butterrum Lifesavers.