Cut & Paste

Crazy thoughts of a runner:

First off - brag time.
A short run after work used to be 3 miles. Now it's 7.
A long run on the weekend used to be 5 miles. Now it's 11.

Now forward with my crazy thoughts of yesterday.

I asked myself whilst running (7 miles!) this crazy question -
"If you could cut and paste members of several different bands, who would you put together?"

Guitar: Tom Morello of Rage Against The Machine
Why? Listen to the middle of Take the Power Back. That's why.

Singer: Rivers Cuomo of =w=eezer
why? Simply out of pure love.

Back up singer: Doug "SA" Martinez (the Mexican rapper) of 311
Why? Listen to Down, yo.




Lyricist: whoever writes the songs for Cake
Why? it makes no sense, none of it. and neither do it.



Drums: Phil Collins
Why? Why not, really?




Bass: Paul McCartney
Why? For his haircut and nothing more.




Costumes: Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Why? Because he loves not wearing a shirt.




Makeup: whoever does Brandon Flowers of The Killers
Why? Sex appeal.