"Move your bloomin' ass"

I grew up watching My Fair Lady.

I hated Freddy Eynsford-Hill

"It's the new small talk, you do it so awfully well"

 Loved Henry Higgins

(slash Dr. Dolittle)



"The French don't really care what they say really, as long as they pronounce it properly"





  

and woshiped Eliza

I thought since her name was Audrey and my name is Aubrey

we were practically sisters.

One of the constant reminders in my life, that I'll never actually BE Audrey is this.

Sometimes when I meet someone new, this converstaion occurs

"What is your name?"

"Aubrey"

"Audrey?"

at this point... I pause... and muse about simply letting them assume Audrey is my name.....

but ,

 I do love my name too,

 so I am obliged to let them know...

"No, AuBrey, with a B"

(usually occompanied by a sign language B)