Unimaginiative

I have no original thoughts. 

LISTS

I frequently exclaim about how I'm morally opposed to things. People think I'm just being funny but I truly am morally opposed to really quite arbitrary things:

Red Box

Zumba

Dwarves

Other people named Aubrey

Leaving Tips at places besides restaurants

Drinks with calories

K-Swiss

Regular Hershey's Kisses

Steve Nash

Lactose Intolerance

Chris Cornell
Zupas

Selling Plasma
People above age 12 saying "Let's play"

PJ Pants in public

My Imaginary Husbands:

Daniel-Day Lewis

Prince Harry

Brandon Flowers

Rivers Cuomo

Captain Von Trapp

Rufus Wainwright
Edward Norton

Reasons & Vanity

I want a boy to want to date me for these reasons:
He likes my shoes
He enjoys my Goodreads profile
I'm good at volleyball
I'm very clean
When I bake, it's good stuff
He likes my hair

My Favorite Images

Grow Up

I'm morally opposed to those one-piece-footed-pajamas.
Grow up people. You are 20+ years old.
ESPECIALLY stop wearing them in public to be funny, that's just gross and uncomfortable.

I think Diet Coke makes my hair not grow.

I Got 2 Turn Tables & A Microphone

Where it's at

You know it

You know it's PMS when you get in bed with a king size snickers bar.

And that is not some kind of euphemism.