Reasons & Vanity

I want a boy to want to date me for these reasons:
He likes my shoes
He enjoys my Goodreads profile
I'm good at volleyball
I'm very clean
When I bake, it's good stuff
He likes my hair

My Favorite Images

Grow Up

I'm morally opposed to those one-piece-footed-pajamas.
Grow up people. You are 20+ years old.
ESPECIALLY stop wearing them in public to be funny, that's just gross and uncomfortable.

I think Diet Coke makes my hair not grow.

I Got 2 Turn Tables & A Microphone

Where it's at

You know it

You know it's PMS when you get in bed with a king size snickers bar.

And that is not some kind of euphemism.

RANT

OKAY WE GET IT STOP WRITING COMPLAINTS ABOUT PEOPLE SPELLING You're Yore Their There It's Its WRONG! NO ONE CARES AND IT'S 2012 AND WE ALL LIVE ON THE INTERNET AND WE ALL HAVE SMART PHONES OR IPADS OR WHATEVER AND WE DON'T TYPE ANYTHING CORRECTLY AND I HATE YOU ALL FOR COMPLAINING VIA YOUR FB STATUS ALL THE DANG TIME.

If I Marry A Smith

It's pathetic how often I crack myself up.
And my daughter would be Emma Louisa Smith