Inside Jokes With Myself

I so very often find myself giggling about things all to myself.

Case in point:
#1
I cannot say or hear the word "mustard" without thinking of this scene from Alice in Wonderland.


To be specific, it's the way that the Mad Hatter says "mustard " that really causes the smirk.
"Don't lets be silly"




#2:
"I wish apples grew on trees" is a stupid thought I once had because I didn't feel like driving to the grocery store to buy more.
I often say this now and just crack myself up like an idiot.

Addendum to Bands I'd Like to See Live

The Beastie Boys

Addendum to 25 Things

1 more I just want to add.

I run in parking lots.

Double Takes

Double takes - I still do them for near every Jimmy John's delivery bicycle boy I see.

A Happy Memory

I make myself laugh out loud thinking of funny things people (or even I) have said (or in Brittany Anne's case, typed).

I keep laughing (out loud to myself) about this happy memory so I thought I'd jot it down.

Shwn went shopping at Nordstrom Orem (R.I.P) and spent over $200 in the BP section. She did not know this, but she happened to be shopping during a special promotion. For every $50 spent in the BP section, shoppers would receive a ticket to Twlight 2 at 9:30pm the night before it came out. This was a special promotion only happening in 4 Nordstroms/movie theaters across the country.
Being an anti-Twihard, Shwn's natural reaction was "What the hell am I supposed to do with these 4 premier movie tickets, 4 Edward chocolate bars, and 4 Twilight lanyards?"
Lucky for me and my friend Brittany Anne, Shwn thought of us (and some 2 other randoms). Well, to cut to the chase and not going on and on about what a divine night that was all around, I'll talk about the part of the night that still makes me laugh out loud.
So I have little brothers who play x-box games and therefore I am mildly aware of whats cool, new, and hip in the world of violent video games. So this commercial starts that looks like it's for some gorey movie but it also looks vaguely familiar to me somehow.
I say this, and I wish I could type my voice and intonation into my blog, but alas! earwax - limits.
"What is this? Assassins Creed?"
to which the commercial answered me "Assassins Creed 2"
Brittany Anne and I just burst out laughing. She asks "What even is Assassins Creed and how did you know that?" Honestly, I don't know how I knew it. Because I wouldn't have staked my life on my knowledge of such things, but my vague awareness must have been more keen than I realized to recognize the graphics of this stupid game.

So yea, sometimes I'm driving along, and say to myself "What is this? Assassins Creed?" and I laugh out loud.

The definition of lame?

Adjectives Can Be Nouns

Sometimes someone is just so plain ignorant that they are, in fact, simply an ignorant.

I know that this is grammatically incorrect. And for that I love it.

What adjective turned noun am I?
I'm a punctual.

I'm a painfully punctual even.
I love a good alliteration.
I joke about having a babies names list - but  I fear that I really cannot know what I would most love to name my future babies until I know what my married last name will be. I am going to name my children (at least a few of them) so they could be a character in Hairspray. (Link Larkin, Tracy Turnblat, Corny Collins, etc)

Addendum to I Want To Be A Rap Superstar

I've grown to love Addendums working in a law firm.

I want to know all the words to Rap Superstar by Cypress Hill. I mean come on, I titled the post using their quote and then forgot to include them on the list. I'm so sorry Cypress Hill. I was just feeling a little insane in the brain.