EOS Club

aka: the Sigma Zetas
basically - anyone I came to know through living at Belmont


I was jokingly making a list in my head and thought I should preserve it somewhere.
What better place. Here.

Macy

is the hot bod

Ashley

is the decorator

Brittany

is the hippie

Shwn

is the business man

Oakley

the Republican

Jenny

the Rachel Lynde (that's what)

Lauren

the best dressed

Me

the damn lawyer (I previously had no identity)

Jessica Jolley

the babe (that makes it rain)

Jessica Roberts

the most kind

Mari-Michelle

is the Texan

Amy

is the cousin

Amy Ragsdale

is the neighbor

Ollie

the little expletive

Marge

the fat bastard

I suck at being a rebel

it always sucks when your mom approves of your taste in music

Appendix A: Exhibit Q

Update: to the entry Through Being Cool
An uncool thing about me (that I don't care to amend):
I don't love live music.
Especially if it's not a band that has not completly won over my heart and soul.

Live music I would go to:
Weezer (again =w=),
Rage (again),
Garth Brooks,
Celine Dion,
Muse (again),
Phil Collins,
Spoon,
The Toadies,
Britney Spears,
The Flaming Lips,
Ghostland Observatory,
(if she weren't dead) Amy Winehose,
Cake,
The Strokes (again),
The Shins,
Sublime (Bradley :( ),
311,
The Article Monkeys.....
And probably more. Those are just what came to mind.
Well, I hate to say it but maybe Red Hot Chili Peppers, though I am not enamored by them.




Update:
things to do before moving to Utah: buy a laptop &get adderol again. (though my abhorrence of doctors might cause me to fail the second one)

it's too warm for the winter

I mean I hate to complain

but I want to wear my wool dress on Sunday.

I wear it every winter.

And I haven't yet this year.

boo you whore

Words I Thought I'd Never Say

I'm most likely moving back to Utah.

Things to do:

• Stop spending money without need.
• No more Frozen Yogurt "just because"
• Only go to movies that I'm dying to see
• Buy no more clothes
• Just avoid Target at all costs
• Stop buying people things
• Only buy grocery store basics - no more fun, no more baking, no more unnecessaries
• Try selling clothes (this one makes me nervous)
• Shop for warm coats & jackets in the summer in Texas (discounts!)
• Shop for L.L. Bean boots in the summer (discounts!)
• Think long and hard about updating my Uggs (this one is painful)
• Look at apartments
• Look at cheap bedding (I made this orange, because my bedding is always orange)
• Think about what are the kitchen necessities and only buy those
• Do not renew my Costco Card
• Do not quit my job until I must
• Go to the Dentist
• Go to all doctors
• Get more contacts before leaving
• Update and maintain my car

Things I should do but won't

• Drive less
• Actually go ot the Dentist
• Quit Diet Coke
• Quit Tumblr
• Catch up on the shows that I love watching
• Lose 375 lbs

I will update this list as needed.
Adieu.

I Wanna Be A Rap Superstar

I wish I was fluent in rapping to the following songs.

• Changes. Tupac 

Kidding! Don't want to waste a wish on that one.  Already know it. Perfectly.

• B.O.B. Outkast
• Down. 311
• Still D.R.E. Dr. Dre ft. Eminem

Life goals never stop coming out of the woodwork.

i wish i didn't

In my goal to be angelically good I've realized I've had some difficulties

Some things that I wholeheartedly adore and ardently love,

Well,

Well, they are bad.

I wish I didn’t love them so immensely.

Not only are many hazardous to my health – some are horrible and plain annoying to love.

1.      Speeding
(Obviously hazardous to my health)

2.      Swearing
(Not angelically good)

3.      Gum Swallowing
(Embarrassing, disgusting, yet oh so satisfying)

4.      Nike Shorts
(I hate all the typical UT girls with the Nike Shorts and the oversized shirts --- but I still pine for the shorts. I own 1 pair. I bought them in a&m maroon so I would never be mistaken for an obnoxious poorly dressed co-ed. I just want to look like someone who is going to the gym)

I don't want to be this girl - she already exists all over cmapus

5.      Washing my hair
(I LOVE washing my hair but I hate to dry and style it. Therefore my hair usually looks bad. Also, it’s not good for someone trying to grow their hair out to wash it every day. But oh, I so love how it feels to wash my hair)

6.      Texas Pride
(I have it but it annoys me)

7.      Being Early
(Try as I might, I cannot be late, it’s so obnoxious)

8.      Gossiping

I don't watch this show but Blair is a doll

9.      Celebrities

10.  Lying

11.  Twilght

 

 

12.  Hipster boys on bikes  & skateboards riding around downtown Austin
(They’ll never love me back)

I wish I did

 

I wish I liked these good things: Peppers, the scriptures, shrimp & windshield wipers