My Writing TA Makes Me Cry

and i was on alot of shit too but what i saw
man i tell you what
freaky

The IT Crowd

the byu law IT department sucks

but for one

eddy

Eddy has fixed my computer about 4 times. Every time he doesn't remember helping/meeting me last time but I love him just the same. He could not be more adorable. He absolutely definitely could not be. The little man, little Mexican man, is a perfect combination of hipster and gangster. I've never ever seen it so finely executed.
a) he's miniscule
b) he wears big baggie shirts
c) gold watch, it's beautiful
d) he likes indie music (overheard while helping me: "Can I leave early, I need to go buy my ellie goulding tickets")
e) he's sweet, he always asks "Are you from Texas, you said y'all, my roommate is from Texas" (he says it every time because he doesn't remember telling me before) He also always asks "are you a 3L" cause I look so old I guess.

But whatever. I will adore him for the rest of all time and will always look forward to my computer bugging out. Today some Brazilian bloke helped me out but Eddy was there. Le sign.

George Strait

So. Country Concerts are a whole different ball game.

• Where did all these cowboys come from? I've never seen any in Utah and all of the sudden the Energy Solutions Center, sold out, is about 50% wranglers, Stetsons, and boots. What the? Where do I find these people in regular life?
• It's nothing like a Rock Concert. Everyone is happy. Drinking Beer. Happy. Singing along quietly. No shouting. No shoving. No pushing. No rioting. And, it's very easy to get right up front to the front of the stage and no one is rubbing up on you all sweaty.

Feeling Fat

I've gained a wee bit of weight in law college. But what are you gonna do?
 Free Pizza, Free donuts, Free cookies, Free hot chocolate...... etc.

Welp. I'm feeling a little fat today. I've got my tightest pants on because they look the best with my cowboy boots and I've got to wear them today. GEORGE STRAIT TONIGHT!

Welp. The natural reaction to feeling fat is having 2 pieces of pizza for breakfast? Good, I thought so too. Forget delicious low cal veggie omlettes. Left-over (free) hot & ready for me!

Sabbath Prayer

May the Lord protect and defend you.

May he always shield you from shame.

May you come to be in Israel a shining maid.

May you be like Ruth and like Esther. 

May you be deserving of praise.

Strengthen them oh Lord,

And keep them from the strangers ways.

May God bless you and grant you long lives.

May the Lord fulfill our Sabbath prayer for you.

May God make you good mothers and wives.

May He send you husbands who will care for you.

May the Lord protect and defend you.

May the Lord preserve you from pain.

Favor them oh Lord,

In happiness, 

Oh hear our Sabbath prayer.

Amen

I played this raunchy funny game this weekend called Cards Against Humanity. Like apples to apples, but... raunchy. So... anytime anyone threw anything related to "The Jews" they won. I love Judaism. And Evita. 

Provo

Everyone alive might complain about Provo but guess what?
I got stuck in the snow 2 times this week and a bunch of random strangers helped push/pull my car out.
I was always on the verge of crying and then bam some guy walks up and asks to help.
Yesterday a kid crossed the street and approached my at my trunk making sure I didn't need help with my groceries. Oh, and did I mention it was snowing.
I'm blown away.

Not gonna lie, part of my wants to get married right here.

Unimaginiative

I have no original thoughts.