Addendum to 25 Things

1 more I just want to add.

I run in parking lots.

Double Takes

Double takes - I still do them for near every Jimmy John's delivery bicycle boy I see.

A Happy Memory

I make myself laugh out loud thinking of funny things people (or even I) have said (or in Brittany Anne's case, typed).

I keep laughing (out loud to myself) about this happy memory so I thought I'd jot it down.

Shwn went shopping at Nordstrom Orem (R.I.P) and spent over $200 in the BP section. She did not know this, but she happened to be shopping during a special promotion. For every $50 spent in the BP section, shoppers would receive a ticket to Twlight 2 at 9:30pm the night before it came out. This was a special promotion only happening in 4 Nordstroms/movie theaters across the country.
Being an anti-Twihard, Shwn's natural reaction was "What the hell am I supposed to do with these 4 premier movie tickets, 4 Edward chocolate bars, and 4 Twilight lanyards?"
Lucky for me and my friend Brittany Anne, Shwn thought of us (and some 2 other randoms). Well, to cut to the chase and not going on and on about what a divine night that was all around, I'll talk about the part of the night that still makes me laugh out loud.
So I have little brothers who play x-box games and therefore I am mildly aware of whats cool, new, and hip in the world of violent video games. So this commercial starts that looks like it's for some gorey movie but it also looks vaguely familiar to me somehow.
I say this, and I wish I could type my voice and intonation into my blog, but alas! earwax - limits.
"What is this? Assassins Creed?"
to which the commercial answered me "Assassins Creed 2"
Brittany Anne and I just burst out laughing. She asks "What even is Assassins Creed and how did you know that?" Honestly, I don't know how I knew it. Because I wouldn't have staked my life on my knowledge of such things, but my vague awareness must have been more keen than I realized to recognize the graphics of this stupid game.

So yea, sometimes I'm driving along, and say to myself "What is this? Assassins Creed?" and I laugh out loud.

The definition of lame?

Adjectives Can Be Nouns

Sometimes someone is just so plain ignorant that they are, in fact, simply an ignorant.

I know that this is grammatically incorrect. And for that I love it.

What adjective turned noun am I?
I'm a punctual.

I'm a painfully punctual even.
I love a good alliteration.
I joke about having a babies names list - but  I fear that I really cannot know what I would most love to name my future babies until I know what my married last name will be. I am going to name my children (at least a few of them) so they could be a character in Hairspray. (Link Larkin, Tracy Turnblat, Corny Collins, etc)

Addendum to I Want To Be A Rap Superstar

I've grown to love Addendums working in a law firm.

I want to know all the words to Rap Superstar by Cypress Hill. I mean come on, I titled the post using their quote and then forgot to include them on the list. I'm so sorry Cypress Hill. I was just feeling a little insane in the brain. 

A List of 17 DVDs

I recently started watching Doctor Who.
Up until last week my favorite episode was one where The Doctor and Rose were not the main characters, some chump named Elton was (Moaning Mrytle was in that one). Well my new favorite episode, and Carey Mulligan was the main character and The Doctor just came in at the end to solidify the story (just like in the Elton episode). Then a few episodes later was the Christmas special with the Titanic and I again have another new favorite.
But back to the Sally Sparrow (Carey Mulligan) episode. A list of 17 DVDs was made and Sally realized that it was all the DVDs that she owns. It made me wonder - how many DVDs do I own? Then last night while driving home and listening to Evita (Disc 2), which has been in my car for over 2 months, I realized I really wanted to watch Evita. How do I not own it? I need it. But here is the list of the Dubbed Video Dubbeds that I do own.

So I made a list:

10 Things I Hate About You

It's cause you don't have a Prade backpack.
-Bianca

Across the Universe

Androgyny suits you, Max.
-Lucy

Alice in Wonderland (animated)

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
-Alice

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

I don't know. I just work here.
-The Circle K worker

Billy Madison

NAwwwwwhhh.
-The Principle

Clueless

I got a .45 and a shovel. I'm sure no one would miss you.
-Mr. Horowitz

Dirty Dancing

I carried a watermelon.
-Baby

Dirty Dancing Official Dance Workout (never been opened)

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Are we on Cops again?
-Everyone

Edward Scissorhands

I'd give my left nut to see that again.
-Jim

The Great Gatsby

Rich girls don't marry poor boys, Jay Gatsby.
-Daisy

Happy Gilmore

Spoken like a true a-hole.
-Carl Weathers

The Importance of Being Earnest

All women become like their mothers, that's their tragedy. No man does, and that's his.
-Algy

Marie Antionette

 I love your hair. What's going on there?
-Duchesse de Polignac

Mean Girls

The only guy that ever calls my house is Randy from Chase Visa.
-Ms. Norbary

Moulin Rouge

Luckily, right at that moment, an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof.
-Christian

The Muppet Movie

Sadly temporary.
-Beaker

Muppets From Space

You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!
-Pepe

The Great Muppet Caper

"Look, Mother. It's my life. OK. So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked... Oh.
-Janice

The Muppets Take Manhattan

So I told him "Listen, buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anybody, even if it IS artistic".
-Janice

The Notebook

Trash, Trash, Trash.
-Ali's mom

Planet of the Apes (the original)

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
-George Taylor

Saved!

de-gayification and unwed mothers
-Mary

Saving Silverman

I come in a yaaaaaaa-hawwww.
-Jack Black

The Best of Will Farrell

I can do 100 push ups in 20 minutes.
-Will

West Side Story

What am I? Cut glass?
-Anita



26 movies - not bad

Here are some I'm gonna cop from my family when I move out: Chicago, Ever After, Napoleon Dynamite, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Walk The Line, The Young Victoria and You've Got Mail.

"She is Without"

I was quoting my first celebrity boyfriend there.
Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.

But I don't mean it in the same way - because I'm saying lately my goal has been to be okay with going out in public without makeup. Not without whatever Heath was telling Kat that B didn't have.

I don't love Olivia Wilde but look how good she looks without make up.


So like Liv I'm gonna get to the point of being comfortable and feeling beautiful without.
Not that I wear that much anyways - I'd still just love a free and clear face.